I’ve had this Ben & Jerry’s towel for almost 10 years. I don’t remember what Ben & Jerry’s ice cream it came with when the company sent it to me. It’s never been used. It’s just been sitting in my closet and probably sad about that. It’s a beach towel and it has never touched sand in its life, even though it is currently a mile and a half away from a beach.

But if you win this circle-shaped towel, I ask that you not mention how close it was to sand and surf. I don’t want to have to keep looking over my shoulder for a towel that might strangle me for revenge for not taking it to a beach. I hope the person who wins this towel will use it properly and let it experience the beach to the fullest.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this Ben & Jerry’s towel, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the words “bonne bouche.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Sunday, December 21, 2025, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding Ticketmaster lawsuits or use your mailing address to send AARP car rental benefits. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or this towel never getting to the beach.

I think caps and hats that have cereal logos on them should have the image of the cereal in a bowl as the lining inside the cap or hat. Take off the hat and you can see your beloved cereal. Someone take my idea and make tens of dollars with it.

The Cinnamon Toast Crunch corduroy cap above that I received from General Mills doesn’t have anything special about it other than the Cinnamon Toast Crunch logo proudly displayed on the front, it’s colored somewhat like the milk at the bottom of the bowl after eating the cereal, and it matches my khakis. It is adjustable, and the brim has been kept straight as possible. It has not been on anyone’s head and it does not smell like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this stylish Cinnamon Toast Crunch cap that will dazzle all at the Cereal Ball, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “orts.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Saturday, December 20, 2025, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding cap production or use your mailing address to send AARP health benefits. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or bent cap brims.

These are not Monster-branded dice that I received from the company. They are dice-shaped, but they are meant to replace ice cubes in your drink. I don’t even know what they’re called.

There’s liquid inside of them and the exterior is made out of a type of metal. Aluminum? Steel? Vibranium? I dunno. You stick them in the freezer which freezes the liquid inside and the metal, which helps keep your Monster Energy Drink or your plain old glass of water cold. Full disclosure: I used them once, did not like them, washed them, and went back to the frostworthy ice.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this set of metal cube thingies that tries to keep drinks cold, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “slumgullion.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Friday, December 19, 2025, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding steel production or use your mailing address to send AARP travel benefits. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or drinks not being kept cold enough.

I think this prize that General Mills sent is going to be the most popular.

Yes, socks. Not just any pair of socks. Box Tops for Education socks! Look at that patch! It makes you want to collect a whole lot of box tops for education. Look at that fuzziness! It makes you want to stroke your face with them. Full disclosure: I did not do that, but I really wanted to.

Oh, I feel it’s important to mention that only one sock has the patch. I know. Bummer.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this pair of fuzzy socks, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “chiffonade.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Thursday, December 18, 2025, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding gutter guards or use your mailing address to send AARP credit card applications. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or clogged gutters.

We’re starting this year’s Season of Giving with a banger, if you’re into bacon-flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Remember Hormel Black Label Bacon Flavor Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal? It was available on Walmart’s website sometime during the summer in limited quantities, and is now being offered by folks who thought they might make a fortune reselling them on eBay. If you really want one, you can spend about $10 at eBay, or you could enter this prize drawing for a chance to win the bag General Mills sent me to promote it, which I don’t think I did because by the time I received it on this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean via UPS Ground, the Walmart site was sold out.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this unopened pouch of smoky Cinnamon Toast Crunch, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “vittles.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Wednesday, December 17, 2025, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding fiber internet in your area or use your mailing address to AARP membership forms even though you are younger than 50. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or AARP thinking you’re over 50.