These are not Monster-branded dice that I received from the company. They are dice-shaped, but they are meant to replace ice cubes in your drink. I don’t even know what they’re called.
There’s liquid inside of them and the exterior is made out of a type of metal. Aluminum? Steel? Vibranium? I dunno. You stick them in the freezer which freezes the liquid inside and the metal, which helps keep your Monster Energy Drink or your plain old glass of water cold. Full disclosure: I used them once, did not like them, washed them, and went back to the frostworthy ice.
RULES:
To enter this prize drawing for this set of metal cube thingies that tries to keep drinks cold, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “slumgullion.”
Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.
We will stop accepting entries on Friday, December 19, 2025, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.
JUST A FEW OF NOTES:
If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.
Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.
Good luck!
FINE PRINT:
The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding steel production or use your mailing address to send AARP travel benefits. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or drinks not being kept cold enough.
These dice will surely make me a slumgullion millionaire!
slumgullion
Beefaroni sounds better them slumgullion
How do you spell slumgullion?
Into the slumgullion the cubes go
My brain today is pure slumgullion. Monster metal ice cubes might be the only thing that can cool it down.
slumgullion
I am not sure whether I’m a slumguillon.
To slumgullion or not slumgullion, that is the question
Of all the slumgullion types, Impulsive Buy was the slumgullioniest by far.
Slumgullion for the win!
I woke up feeling like such a slumgullion without my Monster energy.
Slumgullion? I learned a new word today!
slumgullion? How are you finding these words?
Thanks for the slumgullion of a chance to win these! They sound pretty neat.
Not much a fan of slumgullion, more a soup person if I’m making hot yet viscous foods.
slumgullion
Are you making these words up?
It has been SO cold in the eastern US that I will happily take slumgullion of any type as long as it’s hot!
Nothing like a good slumgullion on a cold winter day!
Slumgullion is nice on cold day
I really wanted a set of these to keep my drinks cold but this is one of those items my grandfather would say “what in the slumgullion have you wasted your money on now?”
I don’t know what slumgullion means. But here I am, using it in a comment, trying to win some metal ice cube thingies. Life is sure strange sometimes
I ate slumgullion many years ago.
slumgullion… pretty sure that’s what my friend just made with beans
Merry Slumgullion
Why the slumgullion not? I will throw my hat in for these as well.
Monster whiskey (or other) cubes–cool!
And slumgullion, indeed–
Where do you even come up with words like slumgullion?
Some Hormel slumgullion tastes good on a cold day in winter!
Slumgullion was the house I was sorted in to at wizard school. I flunked out
If I want to make a cheap warm stew I’ll go for a slumgullion
And for after dinner drinks I’ll gamble that some cool ice cubes will make me look like a million
What a weird promo item. Would love to have them though, because I happen to enjoy my Monster over ice already, and this would help keep it from turning into a glass of slumgullion once the ice melts.
slumgullion
i will love these slumgullion ice cubes since i have no room in my freezer for real ice
slumgullion. cold drinks, no dilution
There is no restaurant near me with a slumgullion special.
Slumgullion, or goulash, a favorite of mine!
Slumgullion is a great meal.
The slumgullion drink will not taste good but it will at least be cold.
I could really go for a good bowl of slumgullion Hamburger Helper!
slumgullion sounds piratey
Fa la la slumgullion
Slumgullion?
slumgullion