I’m not sure what’s in this mystery box full of swag. I mean, I know it’s swag, but I can’t remember any of the items I stuffed into this box while chanting, “This does not spark joy.” It’s a mystery to me. I hope I didn’t stuff anything into it that wasn’t supposed to go into the box. So, if you win this box and there’s a stray USB cable, BONUS!

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this Mystery Box of accumulated swag, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “rutabaga.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Saturday, December 28, 2024, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding dermatologists in your area or use your mailing address to let you know that T-Mobile Home Internet is now in your area. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or T-Mobile Home Internet not being as fast as your current internet provider.