SPOTTED: Don’t Quit Protein Soda

Don't Quit! Root Beer Protein Soda.

Don't Quit! Fruit Punch Protein Soda.

Don't Quit! Grape Protein Soda.

Don't Quit! Orange Protein Soda.

Don’t quit putting protein in products that didn’t have protein, food manufacturers. I love you, food manufacturers. (Spotted by Robbie at Walmart.)

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SPOTTED: Hot Pockets High Protein Barbacoa-Style Beef and Chipotle Chicken

Here are some interesting new products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of them, share your thoughts in the comments.

Hot Pockets High Protein Barbacoa-Style Beef.

Hot Pockets High Protein Chipotle Chicken.

Protein bar or protein Hot Pocket? Well, I guess a Hot Pocket is bar-shaped. (Spotted by Sage G at Publix.)

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REVIEW: Limited Edition Vernors Boston Cooler

Ah, Michigan. Home of American autos, Detroit-style pizzas…and Boston Coolers?

One of these things is not like the other. But nearly 160 years ago, Vernors joined the soda world from, you guessed it, a pharmacy – just like many of its fizzy forebears.

Vernors is ginger ale, but not the sharp, spicy kind you’d find in a ginger beer. Think Canada Dry, but even more mellow in my opinion.

A Boston Cooler is like a root beer float – only the “root beer” part is Vernors ginger ale.

The origins of the seemingly random name? Murky at best.

Some trace it to Boston Boulevard in Detroit’s historic Boston-Edison neighborhood. Others say marketers liked the ring of “Boston” over “Detroit.” Another theory? It was once a generic name for any soda + ice cream combo. Whatever the real story, Vernors trademarked “Boston Cooler” in 1967 for its ginger ale ice cream bar, and by the ’70s, it had become a Detroit staple.

As a current Michigander, I had to ask the born-and-raised Michiganders. The response was lots of nostalgic nods as well as friendly reminders that “we call it pop here, not soda.”

So when the limited-time Vernors Boston Cooler soda pop hit shelves, I had to give it a try.

My first impression, though: heavy artificial vanilla. Think A&W Cream Soda on the nose. As I kept sipping, my brain tried to convince me it was tasting a creamsicle. The vanilla was overpowering – so much so that the Vernors flavor felt like an extra in the background rather than the supporting actor. Sweet, yes. Fizzy, yes. But that signature “ginger” note? Not really there.

All in all, it was kind of a letdown. I think I’d rather try the original ginger ale ice cream bar for the full experience. Still, if you’re curious (or just craving a taste of Michigan nostalgia), grab it while it’s around. You’ll find it in 12-packs of 12-ounce cans, 20-ounce bottles, and 2-liter bottles.

Purchased Price: $2.99
Size: 2 liter bottle

Purchased at: Meijer
Rating: 4 out of 10
Nutrition Facts: 140 calories, 0 grams of fat, 55 milligrams of sodium, 39 grams of carbohydrates, 38 grams of sugar, and 0 grams of protein

SPOTTED: Kirkland Signature Marshmallow Crispy Cookies

Kirkland Signature Marshmallow Crispy Cookies.

Snap, crackle, pop, crunch? (Spotted by Robbie at Costco.)

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Other Things I Consumed (July 2025 Edition)

7-Eleven Hawaii Lychee Lemonade Slurpee.

I’ve been making it a habit of treating myself to something sweet whenever I finish a review. I also do it to replenish the glucose in my brain. A lot of my treating has involved 7-Eleven Slurpees, more specifically, 7-Eleven Hawaii Slurpees. You see, 7-Eleven locations here offer flavors that you can’t get anywhere else in the country. However, we don’t get the limited edition Slurpee flavors that mainland 7-Eleven locations get. These local flavors change periodically and have been popping up for years now, but I can’t recall ever trying any of them. But that changed in July.

7-Eleven Hawaii Melon Mochi Slurpee.

The first one I tried was Lychee Lemonade, which was good, but as a lychee lover, I wish it had a stronger kiss of the white flesh fruit. The other flavor I tried was Melon Mochi, which did a decent job of capturing the flavor of honeydew melon flavored mochi. There’s a strong melon flavor with a little something something to trick my mind into thinking mochi. If you ever visit this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, I’d highly recommend you take a detour to a 7-Eleven and give these flavors a try. They change every so often, so these might not be around.

Kirkland Signature Cold Brew Mocha Freeze.

Despite being on the menu for years at this point, this was the first Cold Brew Mocha Freeze I’ve gotten from Costco. I only got it because I NEEDED caffeine while my kid was at his morning gymnastics class, and there wasn’t a Starbucks for miles, but there was a Costco within walking distance. For $3.99, I can’t complain much. It’s sweet, chocolatey, and has a decent cold brew coffee flavor. I like Starbucks Frappuccino Beverages, and this had a better icy consistency than the Frappuccino. Sure, it’s a dessert coffee drink, but it contains caffeine and tastes great. I will probably repurchase it since I have to sit through six more gymnastics classes.

Monster Energy Zero Sugar.

Finally, we have Monster Energy Zero Sugar, which is an energy drink that has been around for a couple of years now, but this is the first time I’ve tried it because I usually gravitate to the Monster Ultra flavors when I want an energy drink. It has all the flavor of the original Monster Energy Drink without sugar. However, I could easily taste the difference between this and the original Monster Energy Drink because the original has a syrupy sweetness that attacks my taste buds like a kaiju attacking Tokyo. While I like it, I don’t think I’d ever drink this regularly because Monster Ultra flavors appeal more to my palate.

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