If you wear this on your feet or hands, I will ask you if I can sniff your nails. It’s not a fetish or anything weird like that. It’ll get weird when I ask you if you happen to have the Cheetos nail polish on you, and if you do, ask if I can take an unusually long sniff that’s so lengthy that it makes you uncomfortable. (Spotted by Robbie at Claire’s.)

Now I want some Cheerios cosmetics that makes me look cheery. Or maybe some Basic 4 Cereal cosmetics. (Spotted by Robbie at Big Lots.)

Basic 4 Cereal gets the shaft AGAIN! But it looks like Reese’s Puffs and Cinnamon Toast Crunch got the shaft too. (Spotted by Robbie at Target.)

Protect your birthday boy or girl at their birthday party while they eat birthday cake with birthday cake scented sunscreen. (Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)

Real grillers will use these to add flavor to the food they cook. I would probably use it to hide the lighter fluid flavor from the food I cook. These Flavor Boosters are also available in spice pellet form and in blended charcoal briquets. (Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B.)