NOT FOOD: Hershey’s Milk Chocolate Scented Bath Fizzie Bar
Will it be doubly relaxing if I’m eating a Hershey’s bar while soaking in a Hershey’s scented bath? (Spotted by Allison H at Big Lots.)
NOT FOOD: Reese’s, Hershey’s, Peeps, and Twizzlers Powerbanks
I didn’t know I wanted a Reese’s Powerbank until now. I hope it’s USB-C. (Spotted by Robbie at Five Below.)
NOT FOOD: Orajel Kids Peeps Marshmallow Flavored Toothpaste
Does this toothpaste have abrasives that feel like a Peeps exterior? I’m pretty sure it doesn’t. But I could go for an adult Peeps-flavored toothpaste with gritty abrasives. (Spotted by Robbie at Walmart.)
NOT FOOD: Doritos and Heinz Ketchup Flavored Lip Balms
How about Ketchup Doritos-flavored lip balm? Or maybe make Ketchup Doritos widely available in the US? (Spotted by Robbie at Five Below.)
NOT FOOD: Reese’s Scented Easter Grass
Never mind about Reese’s scented Easter grass. We should replace all Easter grass in Easter baskets with Reese’s Easter treats. Take out the fluff and replace it with the good stuff. (Spotted by Robbie at Walmart.)