NOT FOOD: Reese’s Scented Easter Grass

Never mind about Reese’s scented Easter grass. We should replace all Easter grass in Easter baskets with Reese’s Easter treats. Take out the fluff and replace it with the good stuff. (Spotted by Robbie at Walmart.)

NOT FOOD: Swag Snack and Cereal Boxer Briefs

Swag Hostess HoHos Boxer Briefs

Swag Boxer Briefs have been around for a couple of years, but were brought to my attention only recently. These Hostess Ho Hos Boxer Briefs appear to be the newest style. Yes, there is a Ding Dongs version, if you’re wondering.

Swag Kellogg s Fun Pak Halloween Boxer Briefs

Also new this year are these Kellogg’s cereal boxer briefs with the Halloween designs of the boxes. Yes, they also come in the original box designs.

I think what also fascinates me about these is the packaging. The cereal ones come in small cereal boxes and the Hostess one comes in the rectangular shape of Hostess boxes. And here’s a Pop-Tarts variety that comes in a Pop-Tarts-shaped box.

Swag Kellogg s Pop Tarts Frosted Marshmallow Hot Chocolate Boxer Briefs

Not only that, but a Cheetos version comes in a bag instead of a box.

Swag Cheetos Crunchy Boxer Briefs

(Spotted by Robbie at Burlington and Marshall’s)

NOT FOOD: General Mills Breakfast Pack Socks

General Mills Breakfast Pack Socks

Poor Basic 4 Cereal. It gets no sock love. It doesn’t get any love. Someone knit at Basic 4 Cereal sock. It doesn’t have to be a pair. Just one will suffice. Or four if you want to be extra. (Spotted by Robbie at Burlington.)

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