We’re starting this year’s Season of Giving with a banger, if you’re into bacon-flavored Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Remember Hormel Black Label Bacon Flavor Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal? It was available on Walmart’s website sometime during the summer in limited quantities, and is now being offered by folks who thought they might make a fortune reselling them on eBay. If you really want one, you can spend about $10 at eBay, or you could enter this prize drawing for a chance to win the bag General Mills sent me to promote it, which I don’t think I did because by the time I received it on this rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean via UPS Ground, the Walmart site was sold out.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this unopened pouch of smoky Cinnamon Toast Crunch, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “vittles.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Wednesday, December 17, 2025, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding fiber internet in your area or use your mailing address to AARP membership forms even though you are younger than 50. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or AARP thinking you’re over 50.

It’s the last day of this year’s Season of Giving!

As you can see, with this prize drawing there’s no mystery box. It’s a briefcase, and I would’ve put into a box, if I had a box to put it in, which I have to find in order to ship it. But there’s something in the briefcase, which, I guess, makes it a mystery briefcase. So we’re giving away a briefcase and whatever is in it for the last day of TIB’s Season of Giving.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this Mystery Briefcase of accumulated swag, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “lutefisk.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Monday, December 30, 2024, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails about air fryer tips or use your mailing address to send you a McDonald’s French fry. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or me not finding a box for the mystery briefcase.

This mystery box contains two things I’m surprised I was able to stuff into a USPS Priority Mail Medium Flat Rate Box. I almost had to sit on it to make things fit. If you win this box, please be careful when opening it. I have a feeling things are going to pop out like snakes in a can.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this Mystery Box of accumulated swag, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “hagelslag.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Sunday, December 29, 2024, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding bulk napkin purchases or use your mailing address to send you napkins. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or you running out of napkins.

I’m not sure what’s in this mystery box full of swag. I mean, I know it’s swag, but I can’t remember any of the items I stuffed into this box while chanting, “This does not spark joy.” It’s a mystery to me. I hope I didn’t stuff anything into it that wasn’t supposed to go into the box. So, if you win this box and there’s a stray USB cable, BONUS!

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this Mystery Box of accumulated swag, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “rutabaga.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Saturday, December 28, 2024, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding dermatologists in your area or use your mailing address to let you know that T-Mobile Home Internet is now in your area. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or T-Mobile Home Internet not being as fast as your current internet provider.

This mystery box is shaped differently than the others. That’s because it contains a ba…Oh, I almost gave it away. I can tell you what’s in this box is all swag from the same company. I think. I sealed it up already so I might’ve snuck something else in it to make room in another mystery box. I mean, you know how it goes when trying to stuff as much as you can in USPS Flat Rate Priority Boxes. It’s like trying to put clowns in a clown car or potato chip crumbs into your mouth.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this Mystery Box of accumulated swag, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “kumquat.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Friday, December 27, 2024, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails regarding lawn chairs or use your mailing address to send you lawn chairs. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or putting too many clowns in a clown car.