I have an unopened bottle of Torani’s Chicken ‘N Waffles Flavoring Syrup sitting on my desk. I also have an open bottle sitting in my kitchen cabinet that’s three-fourths full and hasn’t been used in weeks. Since it looks like I won’t be opening the unopened bottle any time soon, I’m going to give it away to a lucky Impulsive Buy reader and let them open it.

Yup, I know. Greatest. TIB. Giveaway. Ever.

Since many of you are probably not interested in entering a giveaway to win a bottle of chicken and waffles-flavored syrup, I’ve decided to sweeten the pot by including $20 Target gift card with the syrup.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Torani Chicken ‘n Waffles Syrup and Target Gift Card Drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You can say whatever you want in your comment.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Thursday, April 11, 2013 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Thursday, April 11, 2013 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

Hey, @theimpulsivebuy! Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUCK!

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you photos of my dog, Leia. Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you photos of my dog, Leia. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or you not enjoying the flavor of Torani’s Chicken ‘N Waffles syrup.

Remember those Mountain Dew Kickstart samples we received that came with pricey sunglasses, which we gave away last month? Well, those samples also came with a silver iPod shuffle, which we’re going to give away to a lucky TIB reader.

For those of you who want to know the tech specs, click here to Apple’s page about it. The iPod shuffle we’re giving away has 2 GB of storage, comes with the sync/charge cable and earbuds, and has the words “Kickstart Your Day” engraved on the back.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Kickstart iPod shuffle Drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You can say whatever you want in your comment, but it MUST include an iWord. For example, “This iTurkey is dry” or “iHate dry iTurkey” or “iHate dry iTurkey and iHate this iFamily!”

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for his or her mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Sunday, March 31, 2013 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents 18 years old or older.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Sunday, March 31, 2013 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

Hey, @theimpulsivebuy! iWanna iPod so iCan iListen to iJustin iBieber! iHeart iJustin iBieber! iSqueeee!

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you viral videos that went viral before 2008. Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you magazines you didn’t ask for. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or you having too many iPods.