If you follow Taco Bell closely, you probably thought their Doritos Locos Tacos were going to end up in either their Double Decker Taco or Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Well, my Taco Bell obsessed friend, you are correct. The Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch is here.

It’s a warm flatbread that’s attached to a Doritos Locos Taco using a melted three-cheese blend as the glue, and then it’s topped with a zesty pepper jack sauce. According to the Taco Bell website, the Doritos Cheesy Gordita Crunch is available with either a Nacho Cheese or Fiery Doritos Locos Taco, but I’m sure you could get it with a Cool Ranch DLT if you asked.

The Doritos Nacho Cheese Cheesy Gordita Crunch has 490 calories, 28 grams of fat, 10 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 55 milligrams of cholesterol, 880 milligrams of sodium, 40 grams of carbohydrates, 5 grams of fiber, and 20 grams of protein. The Fiery version has 490 calories, 28 grams of fat, 10 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 55 milligrams of cholesterol, 890 milligrams of sodium, 40 grams of carbohydrates, 5 grams of fiber, and 20 grams of protein.

If you’ve tried it, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Image via Taco Bell’s website.)

Have you ever wanted Starburst to give you pain, but not a sore jaw?

Well, you can now get brain freeze because Taco Bell is offering a Starburst Strawberry Freeze. While the Starburst flavored slush is only available in strawberry (which, to be honest, is the best flavor), it’s available in two sizes — 16 ounces and 20 ounces.

A 16-ounce serving has 190 calories, 0 grams of fat, 15 milligrams of sodium, 49 grams of carbohydrates, 47 grams of sugar, and 0 grams of protein.

If you’ve tried it, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Image via Taco Bell’s Facebook page)

Look! Another Jack in the Box Monster Taco! This one is called the Southwest Monster Taco.

Oh wait. I thought they already has a Southwest Monster Taco.

(searches internet)

Oh, that’s the Nacho Monster Taco, which has nacho cheese sauce and jalapeños. I guess that one could also be called a Southwest Monster Taco.

The Southwest Monster Taco is filled with with shredded cheddar cheese, black beans, corn, grilled onions, Southwest Sauce, and Jack’s overly ground beef.

A Southwest Monster Taco has 353 calories, 24 grams of fat, 7 grams of saturated fat, 1 gram of trans fat, 32 milligrams of cholesterol, 483 milligrams of sodium, 269 milligrams of potassium, 25 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of fiber, 1 gram of sugar, and 12 grams of protein.

If you’ve tried it, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

Pepperoni, deli-style salami, sausage, center-cut Canadian bacon, and hickory-smoked bacon is a long list of items you would find at a quality butcher. It’s also the list of meats found on Papa John’s Ultimate Meats Pizza.

Impressive?

Not really. If Papa John’s also topped it with beef and chicken, then I think it would truly be the “ultimate” because it would be topped with every meat Papa John’s offers.

The Ultimate Meats Pizza is also covered with mozzarella and natural pizza sauce, and sprinkled with bacon seasoning.

A slice from a large pizza has 380 calories, 18 grams of fat, 7 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 40 milligrams of cholesterol, 1150 milligrams of sodium, 38 grams of carbohydrates, 2 grams of fiber, 5 grams of sugar, 16 grams of protein.

Papa John’s Ultimate Meats Pizza is available until October 26.

If you’ve tried it, let us know what you think of it in the comments.

(Image via Papa John’s Twitter)

Sauce on the steering wheel. Sauce on the keys. Sauce on the turn signal. Sauce on the radio’s volume knob. Sauce on the parking brake lever.

Sorry. I’m just imaging how messy a car would get while eating Sonic’s new Boneless Chicken Wings.

They’re made with 100 percent all-white meat chicken and are tossed in one of three sauces: Buffalo, Asian Sweet Chili, or Barbecue.

Sonic’s Boneless Chicken Wings are available in six, 12, or 24 pieces. Those who order 12 or 24 pieces will be able to have two flavors.

A six-piece serving of the Buffalo Boneless Chicken Wings has 540 calories, 32 grams of fat, 6 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 2330 milligrams of sodium, 34 grams of carbohydrates, and 28 grams of protein. A six-piece serving of the BBQ Boneless Wings has 510 calories, 21 grams of fat, 4 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 1500 milligrams of sodium, 50 grams of carbohydrates, and 28 grams of protein. Finally, a six pieces of the Asian Boneless Wings has 550 calories, 21 grams of fat, 4 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 2060 milligrams of sodium, 62 grams of carbohydrates, and 30 grams of protein.

If you’ve tried any of them, let us know what you think in the comments.

(Image via Sonic)