I’m not sure what today’s prize is, but I think it’s called a pint sweater with wooden spoon, and it’s like a coozie for ice cream pints. As you can tell, it’s from Ben & Jerry’s and it came with, I want to say, the One Love flavor? And that was in 2017, so that was a long time ago.

But I have never needed a coozie for ice cream pints because my hands have an unusual tolerance for cold that I obtained when I used to work as a dairy merchandiser in high school. So this pint sweater needs a home. Perhaps you could give it a nice home and slide many ice cream pints into it. Well, that is if you win it.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this Ben & Jerry pint sweater, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “batard.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Monday, December 29, 2025, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails with an offer for Buy Four Tires Get One Free offer or use your mailing address to send you a AARP ugly sweater holiday card. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or the pint sweater melting your ice cream too quickly.

You’d be lucky to win this Lucky Charms bracelet that General Mills sent with some Lucky Charms.

Okay, not really.

It won’t give you good luck, but if you feel like you have any, winning this would probably drain whatever you had. But if you win this, and then you win the lottery, I believe I’m entitled to half of your winnings.

RULES:

To enter this prize drawing for this Lucky Charms bracelet (or anklet, if you like), leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “guimauve.”

Remember to fill out the email field because we’ll be emailing the randomly selected winner for their mailing addresses.

We will stop accepting entries on Sunday, December 28, 2025, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.

JUST A FEW OF NOTES:

If you post a comment and it doesn’t show up, it ended up in our comment spam or trash folder for some strange reason. There’s no need to attempt to post another comment because I’ll be pulling those out of the comment spam vortex regularly.

Also, do not leave your comment using the blue REPLY button at the bottom of other comments. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and leave your comment in the section above the blue POST COMMENT button. I know. Lots of scrolling. But it’ll totally be worth it if you win this.

Good luck!

FINE PRINT:

The Impulsive Buy won’t use your email address to send you emails with plumbing tips or use your mailing address to send you a list of single AARP members. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or you not getting any luck with a Lucky Charms bracelet.