Guess who’s back, back again? Debbie’s back, tell a friend.
The talented folks at Hudsonville Creamery, who have previously brought us the Little Debbie Snack Cake-inspired pints of ice cream, are at it again with their latest frozen offering: Little Debbie Oatmeal Crème Pie and Cosmic Brownie Ice Cream Sandwiches.
I’d like to begin this review by establishing that I authentically like Little Debbie Snack Cakes—specifically, Oatmeal Crème Pies and Cosmic Brownies. I enjoy the ubiquitously soft chewy texture, the sweetness so intense it almost hurts your teeth, and the artificial colors in the candy sprinkles. I love it all, in moderation. You might think that because this is a junk food blog, enjoying classic Little Debbie is a cost-of-entry detail. But I find it important to mention because I’ve seen internet hatred spewed toward Little Debbie Ice Creams by people who, admittedly, don’t even LIKE the snack cakes themselves. Their reviews felt negatively skewed until they revealed that detail, so I wanted to make it clear where I stood in case you hadn’t figured it out from my 2022 review. Now, onward.
I started with the Cosmic Brownie ice cream sandwich, and my first emotion was extreme disappointment. These bad boys cost almost $10 for a pack of FOUR, and they look terrible straight out of the box. The chocolate ice cream filling had smooshed out of a couple of sides, and there was a sad view of visible rainbow candies.
Tasting the Cosmic Brownie ice cream sandwich was a different experience. The brownie’s texture was soft and chewy, and the ice cream held its integrity through the bite, not squishing out the sides at all. The brownie-flavored ice cream itself was light in texture and not so fudgy as to take away from the fudgy brownie surrounding it. Together, it was an enjoyable and well-balanced bite. I also noticed many more rainbow candies throughout the brownie as I ate.
I tasted the Oatmeal Crème Pie ice cream sandwich next. Without looking up the Nielsen data, I’d still guess the Oatmeal Crème Pie is Little Debbie’s top-selling snack cake. My 90’s nostalgia will never forget that scene from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids where they encounter a larger-than-life snack cake while shrunken in their backyard. Anyway, the appearance of this ice cream sandwich was much more promising straight out of the box, and the box came with six rather than four. Off to a better start already.
Similar to the Cosmic Brownie version, this one absolutely nailed the texture. The cookies were so incredibly reminiscent of the snack cake. In fact, I’d even go as far as to say I like these substantially more. They had cinnamon and molasses notes and were soft but substantial.
The ice cream had almost a marshmallow flavor, although the box described it as “Vanilla Crème,” so I can only imagine they were aiming to replicate the snack cake flavor there, too. These are very good. If you’re only going to buy one of the two, buy these. My husband and I fought over the last one; they were so delicious.
Look, you might have reached this point and rolled your eyes six different times at the earnestness of a woman who told you she liked Little Debbie and then waxed poetically about these ice cream sandwiches for several paragraphs, and to that I say LET ME LIVE.
My ONLY issues with these are that they are expensive and the Cosmic Brownies are kind of messily packaged, which seems like a rip-off given the price. The Cosmic Brownie sandwich is a little bigger, but I only noticed that when filling out the pricing details below. Otherwise, I think Hudsonville has done an excellent job paying homage, yet again, to our friend Deborah.
Purchased Price: $9.50 (each)
Size: 6 – 3 oz sandwiches (Oatmeal Crème), 4 – 4 oz sandwiches (Cosmic Brownie)
Purchased at: Mariano’s
Rating: 10 out of 10 (Oatmeal Crème Pie), 7 out of 10 (Cosmic Brownie)
Nutrition Facts: (1 sandwich) Oatmeal Crème Pie – 210 calories, 8 grams of fat, 4 grams of saturated fat, 10 milligrams of cholesterol, 180 milligrams of sodium, 32 grams of carbohydrates, 17 grams of sugar (including 16 grams of added sugar), and 2 grams of protein. Cosmic Brownie – 250 calories, 9 grams of fat, 5 grams of saturated fat, 15 milligrams of cholesterol, 190 milligrams of sodium, 38 grams of carbohydrates, 22 grams of sugar (including 20 grams of added sugar), and 3 grams of protein.
My whole family had enjoyed the Little Debbie ice cream pints, although I found the varieties with cookie chunks scattered within the ice cream difficult to chew with dentures. I will be looking forward to the ice-cream-sandwich version of Little Debbies, especially the Oatmeal Creme Pie flavor which is apparently a better value, as it appears that I should have no problems consuming them. (Especially if my local supermarket sells them for less than what you had to pay for them!)