I’m not sure what today’s prize is, but I think it’s called a pint sweater with wooden spoon, and it’s like a coozie for ice cream pints. As you can tell, it’s from Ben & Jerry’s and it came with, I want to say, the One Love flavor? And that was in 2017, so that was a long time ago.
But I have never needed a coozie for ice cream pints because my hands have an unusual tolerance for cold that I obtained when I used to work as a dairy merchandiser in high school. So this pint sweater needs a home. Perhaps you could give it a nice home and slide many ice cream pints into it. Well, that is if you win it.
RULES:
To enter this prize drawing for this Ben & Jerry pint sweater, leave a comment with THIS post, and that comment MUST include the word “batard.”
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We will stop accepting entries on Monday, December 29, 2025, at 6:00 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment is allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents.
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Good luck!
FINE PRINT:
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If you’re lucky this pint sweater might stretch around a batard.
I bought a batard yesterday at the Farmers Market!
Ben and Jerry’s inspired by Jamaica’s great bard
To warm chilled hands and hearts as filling as a batard
I did a double take when I saw batard; I thought no need for name calling. Lmao. I do love bread though and Ben and Jerry’s. I didn’t know such a thing existed. I always use a paper towel when I open up a pint.
I can appreciate a good sourdough batard (and Ben & Jerry’s ice cream)
he was certainly a batard
If you’re mean, I’ll give you a light tap with my batard.
Excuse me while I butter a slice of my batard
Batard just doesn’t have the same umph as baguette.
“I picked up a rustic batard from my favorite grocer”
Dan Le Batard
I don’t think that sweater will fit a batard!
spoon wears batard
If the spoon is a batard, then the sweater is its cape.
batard me up!
I really hope auto correct does not change the spelling of the word batard. Just want to talk bread.
I am not a batard
Hoisted by his own batard
The world is full of batards, just be kind to them.
batard
a little bit bummed I didn’t get to make hoist by his own batard before anyone else
What is a Bartard???
I would make some cinnamon toast with my batard to go with my ice cream.
I’ve always enjoyed the Dan le Batard show.
Ok finally a word I know…batard. Too bad when I first looked at it I had to do a double take. Realized it was missing the s.
I asked for a batard for Christmas. I hope Santa brings me one!
It’s the most batard time of the year.
I love a good batard with fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, and olive oil.
I could use this, my last roommate stole my ice cream coozie, the batard.
Trader Joe’s batard.
You haven’t lived until youve had some batard.
What a batard
I never share my Ben & Jerry’s with a batard
You killed Kenny, you batard
Batard is the word of the day.
A delicious batard for Xmas!
To batard or not to
You magnificent batard, Cal Hockley!
Hoisted by your own batard?
A batard is my 4th favorite bread style.
I am going to put butter and jam on my batard.
I want to give this to my wife to make for being a batard today.
Who doesn’t like a nice batard?
Moisted on his own batard
Did you call me a batard?
batard please
My dog would totally eat this koozie and also a batard :O
Oh, I actually know what a batard is this time!
batard
gift card
spikenard
front yard
batard
A fresh warm batard tastes best when eaten with your hands.
I think I know what a batard is…but better google it just to be sure.
I like Batard French Toast!
I wish I had that skill to hold onto a pint that long. Though I used that inability to go through a pint like my life depended on it. So having a cozy might help me eat at a better speed and put the pint back in the freezer before it’s gone. But then again, there is the issue with once a pint it opened it can’t be put back or it will go back. Time to pass the batard and see what I can do with that wonderful gift.
I tried to write bastard but auto correct wrote batard
Batard bread yum
Batard?! It’s 2025, you can’t say that.
batard
batard – i’d eat it
don’t let me catch the batard who ate my ice cream
Batard is a fine kind of bread!
Batard. All those times in France and I thought they were calling me a loaf of bread
Merry noppasoppa!
I enjoy a good batard even more than ice cream.
I want to try the new Trader Joe’s batard
Add one s and batard becomes a bad word.
batard
An ice cream spoon and sweater–what more is needed? 🙂
batard, indeed–
I would be one lucky lucky batard to put a sweater over by B&J pint.
Batard
I could use a pint cozy with my hot toasty batard!
I don’t know what batard means, but I do know that I sure do love this!
Maybe I’m a batard
I’m actually going to France in 2026. I will get a batard!
What if the next Ben and Jerry’s flavor was Dubai-style chocolate batard?
Batard sounds like bastard which makes it funny.