
You must have a lot of questions about these Count Chocula socks I got from General Mills. I’ll try to answer some of them:
Do these go up to my ankles, shins, knees, thighs?
They are no show socks. So expect little to no ankle coverage.
What shoe sizes do they fit?
According to the box, they are for shoe sizes 4-10.
What are the socks made out of?
97% polyester and 3% spandex.
Do they make my feet smell like Count Chocula?
Only if you put Count Chocula in the sock before placing your feet into them.
Will General Mills bring back Fruit Brute?
You’re asking the wrong person.
If I win this and throw this into someone’s Christmas stocking, will you tell them that I got it for free?
No. But who knows what Santa will do with you next year.

RULES:
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turophile style
Interestingly, I am quite the turophile. I’m the schmuck who orders the cheese plate after dinner instead of dessert.
Chico socks would make me smile
A cereal lover’s equivalent of a cheese hat for a turophile
Like a true turophile, I have lots of cheese in my fridge
I know someone that would absolutely turophile these socks!
Those socks are cooler than a turophile on taco Tuesday!
Christmas is the season of giving, and turophiles!
no show socks turophile
I love the exposure to all these new words from this context, one of which is turophile.
I love a good Gorgonzola since I’m a turophile and proud of it
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My wife is a turophile. I know that now after googling what a turophile is.
While not a turophile, I do like cheese
I’m a turophile!
I want to be a turophile, even though I don’t like cheese that much. Could be a problem, I think.
I was shocked when I found out my neighbor was a turophile.
I shop at Aldi to satisfy my turophile cravings.
turophile. There ya go
I have (seriously) tasted over 500 different cheeses which would make me a turophile.
turophile
Yeah, now you’re just showing off!
why make a wacky sock and then make it no-show!? it is a mystery! turophile
turophile
Turophile? Barely knew her.
The turophile went to the cheesemonger for some squirrel cheese.
I’m a grand turophile
Some of my best friends are turophiles!
Even a turophile won’t ask for cheese flavored cereal.
On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed….this turophile says lots o’ cheese please!
How turophile! You get such cool stuff. How do you do that? Lol
Don’t be such a turophile.
Today I learned what a turophile is.
Fancy cheese lover basically.
Turophile. That is all.
Say cheese, turophile!
I am a turophile, especially the hot cheeses
Everyone is a secret turophile.
Turophile? Or turophobic? You decide
Certified turophile
I am a proud turophile!
My Bears loving family might take issue with any association with being a turophile…
I love cheese. I must be a turophile
No turophile shame here
Call me a turophile
My dream job is to work as a cheesemonger, indulging my passion as a turophile.
I’m vegan so definitely not a turophile, but I do love my socks and cereal.
Due to an allergy to milk protein, I am not a turophile.
A turophile might point out that some kinds of cheese smell like old, wet socks.
Cheeze lovin’ turophile (s) all around!!!
Long-time turophile here.
I’m a bit of a turophile but I cannot stand chocolate cheese
today i learned i’m a turophile
He’s definitely a turophile
I have had chocolate cheese which is an interesting combo for a turophile
Turophile
Are you a comment turophile?
This turophile loves pairing chocolate.
turophile
stay awhile
giant smile
walk a mile